drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via thefuuuucomics)

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(Source: rakatakat, via thatswhattheythought)

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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"I don’t think you want me, as much as I want you. That makes me want to kill myself."

Letters I wrote you when I was drunk #1 (via nodeathcantouchthe-crookedyoung)

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