bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(via only-happy-in-your-reality)

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(via broken--not--shattered)

"I was so lost for such a long time when I was a kid. When I was 13 or 14, I thought, “So I’m supposed to get good grades so I can go to a college and then get a job?” It didn’t make sense."

Julian Casablancas (via alezsleeps)

(via blackholeandrevelations)

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via broken)

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via thefuuuucomics)